Evil Corona

2 oz Absolut Citron 1 bottle Corona 1 wedge Lime Pour (drink) the first 2 oz. of corona, and add 2 oz. of Absolut Citron. Cap top of bottle and turn upside down for about 5 seconds. Serve with a lime wedge. Invented in Alaska on a small wallet and a cold winter night.

Jezebel Sauce

This sauce is an institution in South Louisiana. 1 (10 ounce) jar pineapple preserves (1 cup) 1 (10 ounce) jar apple jelly (1 cup) 1/4 cup dry mustard 1/3 cup prepared horseradish 1 1/2 teaspoons finely-ground black pepper In a food processor fitted with the steel blade, process all ingredients until blended. Spoon into jars. […]

Diesel

1/2 pint Lager 1/2 pint Cider 1 dash Blackcurrant cordial Pour the lager first then add the blackcurrant cordial. Top up with the cider. The colour sholud be very dark approaching the colour of Guiness.

Creme de Spooge

1 part Beer 1 part Cream soda Mix half a beer with half of a cream soda.

Tamales de Rajas con Elote (Tamales with Corn and Poblano Chiles)

30 to 35 dried corn husks 2 tablespoon oil or shortening 1 medium onion, finely chopped (about 1 cup) 2 garlic cloves, minced 2 poblano chiles, roasted, peeled, tops removed, seeded and diced 2 cups fresh or drained canned corn kernels 1 1/2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro Salt to taste 1/2 recipe Basic Tamale Dough […]

Tamale Balls

1 pound ground beef 1 pound pork sausage 1 (8 ounce) can tomato sauce 1/2 onion, minced 4 cloves garlic, minced 1 3/4 cups yellow cornmeal 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 2 tablespoons chili powder Salt and pepper to taste Sauce 2 (29 ounce) cans tomatoes with juice, mashed 2 tablespoons chili powder Pinch of granulated […]

Carjacker

12 oz Malt liquor 1 shot Cognac (Hennessey) Fill shot glass of Hennessey and then drop it into a pint of malt liquor.

Green Corn Tamales

From the kitchen of Judy Wilson, Arizona Yields 24 servings. 12 ears fresh white or yellow corn 1 pound Monterey jack cheese, grated 1 pound pure lard 1/2 pound butter 1/2 cup (scant) sugar 1/4 cup light cream, or more 2 green chiles, parched and peeled 1 pound Cheddar or Longhorn cheese Salt Chop stalk […]

Apple Cinnamon Popcorn

1 bag 94% fat-free butter or natural flavor microwave popcorn — popped (12 cups) 1 cup Apple-Cinnamon Cheerios? 1/2 cup dried apple pieces 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon |Toss all ingredients in large bowl. Store loosely covered. 6 servings (about 2 cups each)

Carbomb 2

1 pint Guinness stout 1/2 shot Bailey 1/2 shot Whiskey Combine (proportions of 50/50) Bailiey’s Irish Cream and irish wiskey into one shot glass. Drop the shot into a mug of guinness and chugg until empty. Smooth, almost like chocolate milk